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  • Great Fakes & Stolen Loot in Our Favorite Museums

    Can you spot the real Vermeer? If not, don’t worry, because neither could the National Gallery of Art in Washington — from the time it was donated in 1942 until last week. New tests revealed Vermeer didn’t paint the one on the right, which I call “Girl with an Even Goofier Hat,” although the museum…

  • Homecoming: The Endorphin Rush & Overview Effect

    ​“My trip back to Spain? Oh, yeah, it was fine.” That’s what I tell everyone. And it’s mostly true. But every time I say it, there’s a mini movie montage playing in my mind. The Lyft driver who was late picking us up for the airport shuttle. My kind neighbor who offered to drop everything…

  • How to Eat Like a Local While on the Road

    ​“I never meet American people who don’t like to eat,” said Martine, my hostess at a dinner in the French alps a few years ago. “You all like to eat. You are very curious.” When you think about it, that may be America’s finest gift to world cuisine: curiosity. Our own culinary traditions are all…

  • At Last! Affordable Space Travel for Us & Our Pets

    Disconcertingly, friends driving through Spain this summer had two of their car’s tires go flat at the same moment. When the tow truck arrived, the mechanic told them the extreme heat of the pavement had actually melted their tires. OK, technically the tires-plus-scorching-pavement equation couldn’t have added up to the full 1000 degrees Fahrenheit required…

  • Is This Really Me? How Travel Transforms Us!

    ​”To travel is to take a journey into yourself.” — Danny Kaye ​ One of the great things about travel is the way it lets us reinvent ourselves. The “me” who is sipping espresso in a strange city isn’t exactly the same me that days earlier was racing around the supermarket, cursing under my breath…

  • Do Birds Exist? Do Fish? Sure About That?

    Are you sitting by a window? Look outside. See any birds? If so, let me ask you this: Do you trust them? Because I’ve just learned some worrying facts about the wild birds in my garden — yes those innocent-looking chickadees, finches, and titmice — and I’m not sure what to do. It all started…

  • AnyWhen You’d Like to Travel?

    ​Show of hands: who believes time travel is possible? If you said yes, you’re in the minority  (39% of Americans) but in good company that includes Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, and NASA. “People like us, who believe in physics,” said Einstein, “know that the distinction between past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent…

  • Am I Too Weird for the New Reputation Economy?

    To me, some of the most terrifying words in the English language are, “And now, Karen will sing for us.” The moment that’s said, I always glance down to see if I’m naked; if so, I’m overwhelmed with relief that it’s only a nightmare and with luck I’ll wake any second. Unfortunately, it doesn’t always…

  • Want to Hear Something Scary About My Kitchen?

    ​“How can this even be legal?” I was staring aghast at the squishy tube in my hands. I had searched every meat counter, deli section, and cold case to find what was apparently the only soft chorizo sold in this vast supermarket. My triumph at the discovery soon plummeted into dismay as I began reading…

  • How to Solve Life’s Great Mysteries: A Few Starter Clues

    My life has never been so full of mystery and suspense. For instance, why does the tag on my new bathing suit read, “Do not dry in sun”? What might happen? Will the fabric melt? Burst into flames? Shrivel up to half its size? Should I be worried it’ll do all that while I’m wearing…